Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
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Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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