Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I smell like Dick and happiness
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