If i come over, it means nothing
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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