All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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