I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
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He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
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Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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