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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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