normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
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She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
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Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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