i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
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It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
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We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!