It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
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You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.