I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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