What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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