how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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