You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
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I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
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if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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