Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
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Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
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I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
i need some magic done to my vagina
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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