Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
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I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
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I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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