How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I am midnight drunk by noon
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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