Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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