I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
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I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
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the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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