The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
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I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
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I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
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