I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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