I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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