I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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