Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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