we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
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So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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