Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
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U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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