help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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