Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
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i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
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I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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