A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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