Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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