wrigley field is MILF paradise
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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