Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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