He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
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While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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