this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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