new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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