Kiss
Puke
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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