she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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