I don't think brook has ever known best
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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