i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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