she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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