Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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