U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
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Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
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Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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