Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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