Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
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My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
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EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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