My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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