Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
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He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
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These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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