If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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