white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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