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I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
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The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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