Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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