I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
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Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
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Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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