I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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