their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Randomize
