I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
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Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
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No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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