woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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