Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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