Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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