i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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